Reich Here, Reich Now; What Michael Reagan Really Means

Jeff Koopersmith rewrites a press release from Michael Reagan to properly reveal the radio talker's inner Nazi.

Inhuman Events: leading the Neo-Fascist Movement Since 1944

Today, I launch a new website, RayGunAction.com. I need you to do BOTH of the following:

  1. DONATE TODAY This is ONLY our First and Last Page – The Final Web Site Is Being Designed NOW! In Berlin and Vienna. Scheduled to be fully functioning next week, maybe. Donate TODAY and we will put your name on a special EARLY PREVIEW oven to be the first to see and comment on our NEONAZI response plan and tools.
  2. SIGN ON as a "RayGun Activist."

The NEW Michael RayGun Revolution
Bring The Nazis BACK!

InHuman Events and RayGun Team Up!

From the Desk of Michael RayGun

Liebe Neo-Nazi Kamerad,

It's official: America has its first truly Socialist president… and it's the Republican Party's fault.  I know my father would toss in his grave if he knew what I was doing, but that’s too bad – this is a terrific way to raise money from the neo-fascist morons in America!

No, scratch that — it's the so-called "Anführer " of the GOP who are at fault for this humiliating defeat — and I say it's time to name names and make heads roll in our party. Because, my fellow conservatives, we have been BETRAYED by the very people who promised that, if we would just elect them, they would get into office and vote OUR conservative values.

THEY LIED…  THE GOP SURVIVED.

But we CAN resurrect the New American Nazi Party — IF we start TODAY to take action, by both booting out our failed fake-conservative " Führerschaft " AND vowing to FIGHT tooth and nageln against the coming tidal wave of destructive, anti-American legislation that's now heading our way… thanks to Obama, Pelosi and Reid.

We CAN fight back — Join me now in the NEW Michael RayGun Revolution, to bring Conservatism BACK!

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As I sit here looking at these election results — maps, vote tallies, exit polls, state and national results, and much more — I have to say that, like many of you, I'm in a state of schlag.

Not because I'm surprised, mind you — I warned you that this would happen if the Republican Party nominated John McCain for Führer.

Yes, I was right… but believe me, that doesn't make me happy. What it makes me… is zornig!

  • Angry at the Communists, of course. Once again, they ran a campaign full of lies and hate-filled attacks like mine, from Obama's claims that he had "never heard" his racist pastor's anti-American rhetoric over a 20-year period of time, to his claims that his terrorist friend Bill Ayers was "just a guy in the neighborhood," to outright slanderous speech against Governor Sarah Palin… but hey, I expect the Communists to act that way. It's their nature.
  • Angry at the "moderate" (meaning liberal) Rockefeller-wing of the Republican Party, who tried to kill the idea of grassroots involvement of hardworking, patriotic, neofascist Americans in our party. There's NO grassroots activism when the Rockefeller wing's philosophy prevails; that wing of the party consists of "kingmakers" operating from behind the throne, while the Michael RayGun wing of the party has always lived and thrived at the grassroots, where the real Americans live. When the Rockefeller-wing philosophy prevails, the GOP loses. When the Michael RayGun wing is in Kontrolle, we Siegen.
  • Angry with President Bush because he was unwilling to stop Republican Congressional leaders from overspending and because his administration failed to lay the blame for the financial crisis at the feet of gay Rep. Barney Frank and Senator Chris Dodd that protected Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from reform.
  • Angry at the so-called " Führerschaft " of our party, who promised us that if we'd just vote for who they put up for election, we'd finally get what we wanted: smaller government, lower taxes, dramatically lower spending, pro-life laws, pro-marriage constitutional amendments, pro-American economics… well, YOU AND I put them in power, and they gave us nothing but BIG GOVERNMENT, BIG DEFICITS, and LIBERAL COMPROMISES.

I say, GENUG! Join me now in the NEW Michael RayGun Revolution, to bring Konservatismus BACK!

RayGunAction.com

As bad as yesterday's election results were, I believe there IS "Licht am Ende des Tunnel " — I believe we now have the opportunity to finally turn out these gefälscht " Führerschaft " that have betrayed Neo-Nazism and given us Barack Obama. We have the opportunity to bring back the Michael RayGun wing of the Republican Party, to slow down the Communist legislation from Pelosi and Reid, and to restore this great Republic to its original ideals of basic hardly-evident truths: our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of Fröhlichkeit.

This is our chance, Kamerad. It may be our ONLY chance to save our Party — and it may be our LAST chance to save our country.

Here's what I'm doing to help make that happen: Today, I'm officially launching a new website, Michael RayGunAction.com. This is no wimpy little website with some news articles and a bunch of editorial writers griping about how bad things are. The time for "just talking" is OVER — now is the time for TAKING OVER!

Every day, we'll give the members of this site — our own "Michael RayGun Activists" — the information they need in order to take real Durchschnittsperson betreffen action to counter the greatest political threat we've ever faced within our own government. It won't take a lot of time — usually only a few minutes a day — but the payout – to me – will be HUGE!

Here are some of the things that YOU AND I will be able to do at Michael

MichaelRayGunAction.com:

  • STOP LIBERAL BILLS — We can expect an immediate Attacke of extreme liberal bills to be "fast-tracked" through Congress and signed by Obama. We will constantly be on the watch for these bills — and every time they get introduced, we'll alert our Activists to literally STORM Capitol Hill with dozens of phone calls, faxes, emails and even Hand-geliefert letters and petitions, DEMANDING that our elected legislators do what WE say, or else face our wrath at the next election!
  • FIGHT LIBERAL EXECUTIVE ORDERS — You can be sure that President Obama (Oh, wie die Phrase versetzt mich!) will get right to work on Day One, issuing Executive Orders that will make your skin crawl: repealing pro-life presidential directives, ordering agencies to fund far-left groups like THE SUPREME COURT and the HERITAGE FOUNDATIION, signing over American sovereignty to the United Nations and the European Union… he's got a long list!  But for every commie (and usually unconstitutional) Executive Order that Barack Obama issues, we'll alert our Activists to bombardieren the White House with even MORE phone calls, faxes, emails and even hand-delivered letters and petitions, DEMANDING that he "reverse course" on those Orders or face a Republican Congress in 2010!
  • EXPOSE COMMUNIST CORRUPTION — With the Democrats back in power in both Congress and the White House, you KNOW that they'll be falling right back into their habits of taking lobbyists' money unter dem Tisch, trading votes for campaign contributions, spying on and sabotaging Republican legislative plans, covering up their leaders' sexual "flings," and spending taxpayer money on personal expenses like never before. But this time, YOU AND I will be there every step of the way, making sure that no stone is left unturned, every dark corner is filled with light, and every illegal act is paid for with censure, impeachment, recalls, investigations, and jail time for every criminal we expose in Washington, D.C.
  • COUNTER THE COMMUNIST MEDIA — Whenever any of these things take place, we'll be directing our "Michael RayGun Activists" to constantly fill the news media with letters to the editor, guest editorials, and news articles detailing the socialistic and corrupt policies of the new liberal regime, and offering America a better way — the way of freedom… the CONSERVATIVE way.  Of course, they will ignore them.

Together, we CAN save America from the new communist regime! Join me now in the NEW MichaelRayGun Revolution, to bring Neo-Nazism BACK!

RayGunAction.com

And don't forget — I'll also be spreading the word the same way I do already: by writing nationally-syndicated columns in three throw-away papers each week, and by speaking to over five hundred listeners each and every weekday on my nationwide radio joke!

We MUST do this. Really — what choice do we have, except to fight back and WIN? As my father, President Ronald RayGun, once said, "We must act today in order to preserve tomorrow. So let’s imprison my son Michael"

My father wasn't afraid to call evil what it was – me — and neither am I. He defeated the "Evil Empire" called the Soviet Union — but now we face a new "Evil Empire." It's called Socialism, and it's taken over our once-free nation through the victories of Obama, Pelosi, and Reid.

We do NOT have to give up. We do NOT have to slink into some dark corner and lick our wounds. This is OUR MOMENT TO SHINE — and that's why I'm launching

MichaelRayGunAction.com!

Like I said before, when the Michael RayGun wing is in control, we win. We don't need kingmakers; we need workers, and until we get them we'll stay the minority party. We don't need to keep the toady liberals who call themselves the " Führerschaft " of the Republican Party; we need conservatives to TAKE BACK the Republican Party, and GET RID OF those Schwein!

WILL YOU JOIN ME, and dozens of your fellow neo-Nazi activists nationwide? Let's show these commies what real MICHALE RAYGUN Republicans can do, when WE'RE in charge of the GOP!

Join me now in the NEW MICHAEL RayGun Revolution, to bring Conservatism BACK!

http://www.MichaelRayGunAction.com/

With Hope in the Future,
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Michael RayGun
Chairman
RayGunAction.com

P.S.  Already, the new radical regime in Washington, D.C. is planning their first legislative attacks on America:

  • Huge increases in payroll and income taxes;
  • Redistributionist "share the wealth" policies;
  • Repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act;
  • Forcing faith-based groups to hire gays;
  • Repeal all state regulations on abortion through FOCA;
  • Require taxpayer funding of abortion through Medicaid;
  • Block all efforts to "Drill Here, Drill Now" in America;
  • Impose universal health care through job-killing employer mandates;
  • Appoint activists liberal Supreme Court judges;
  • Kill conservative talk radio by re-instituting the "Fairness Doctrine";
  • Require comprehensive sex education from the earliest grades in public schools;
  • Enforce bilingual education in the public schools;
  • Allow convicted felons to vote;
  • Take secret ballot voting away from workers deciding on whether to unionize…

The list goes on and on and on…

And it's up to YOU AND I to stop them! Don't let the door slam shut on this opportunity to make a difference…

Join me now in the NEW RayGun Revolution, to bring Conservatism BACK!

RayGunAction.com
https://secure.conservativedonations.com/RayGun_action/?a=1873

Thank you!

Please make your check payable to:
Michael RayGun
30011 Nazi Glen, Ste. 666
Dept Code 666
Laguna Negro, CA 90666

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