Michelle Maglalang Malkin’s Paranoid Mindset

Jeff Koopersmith summarizes Malkin's latest inane punditry: "Stuff from Liberals equals publicly threatening to murder Barack Obama because he's black!"

October 15, 2008 – New York (apj.us) –It seems clear to me that Michelle Malkin knows her career is finally over.

She must be heartbroken not to have taken the smart course and become the new Connie Chung of real media. Instead, she writes, badly, for a joke of a publisher which is supported, it appears, by criminal advertisers hawking fake health products you wouldn’t use on a rat.

This week, she’s decided to follow the White House talking points and claim that liberals are far more terrible in their hits on conservatives than those who ar “merely” publicly threatening to murder Barack Obama and getting cheered oon for it by the neo-Nazi crowds at Palin-McCain rallies.

Even McCain can’t stand the people who support him.  Why doesn’t he just give up?

Anyway, Malkin lists examples of the “horrors” of Liberal humor and art aimed at the latest spawn of little Hitlers her kind embrace.

They are:

1. Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright are unrepentant hatred of America.

Gee Michelle, I don't think Ayers nor Wright "hates" America – I think they hate the way it's being run by greedy, bigoted, insane people like you.  Did you forget that we Americans are allowed, by law, to "hate" America if we choose?

In fact, you Neo-Nazis claim perversion privileges under this Constitutional right – i.e.: If you loathe Dick Cheney, you loathe America.

Boy that makes a lot of sense.  Does that mean if you think Condi Rice is a moron who has destroyed the State Department's reputation you also hate America?

2.  McCain supporters in Manhattan "were met by a menacing horde of New Yorkers who displayed their disapproval with a barrage of jeers and vulgar gestures. ("The number of middle fingers in the 'progressive crowd' is directly proportional to the number of Ph.D. degrees in the 10-block radius”, one of the witnesses wryly observed.)

I see.  That's just terrible, Right in New York, where flipping off everyone, all the time, is a city-wide hobby – a group of "PhDs" gave McCain's little army of nazis "the bird"!

Would you rather they napalmed them like McCain took joy in doing in "Nam" because he “loves America” And I did not miss your idiotic point that only highly intelligent and well educated people use their middle fingers.

This is what Hitler said as well – "didja know" – He focused on the intelligence of people (mostly Jews. he told the Germans) because he knew that thoughtful and educated paople would be the only ones to understand and fight his menace.

Your party has done a good job of creating two of the dumbest most incompetent generations in U.S. history – this to make certain that no one would notice that a near-mongoloid has been President of the United States for the past 8 years.

3.  Community leaders dared to call for a boycott of a hotel which had placed a pro-McCain sign on its face.  A professor called that sign "a stink bomb in the middle of the living room".  The poor hotel manager, Alan Vahabzadeh, surrendered, "I didn't even realize it was going to be like this."

Hmm.  I thought people who owned hotels were anything but "poor."  I also point out, Michelle, that your pitiful racist mind didn't write "a professor" – you wrote "a BLACK professor".  I suppose we should now refer to you as a moronic Yellow Filipina "writer," right?  Of course not.  Your race and creed has nothing to do with the fact you are dumber than a bag of hammers.

4.  "Two deranged vandals were arrested after throwing a Molotov cocktail at a McCain yard sign in the middle of the night."

Wow!  That is of poorer quality than a lynching.

In short, two kids threw some gasoline on a McCain sign.

They should have defecated on it.

5 (my favorite). "Obama supporters in Philadelphia sported 'Sarah Palin is a C*nt' T-shirts and yelled, 'Let's stone her, old school' over the weekend."

Well, I must agree with the tee shirt crowd here.  Not only does Sarah Palin fit the ideal definition of a c*nt, but she exceeds it – and I also give the group credit for holding back, in a display of good neocon taste.  They could have worn tee shirts that said, "Sarah Palin is a Stupid, Criminal, C*nt"

After all, Sarah Palin is not the sharpest knife in the Alaskan tackle box.  She has been found to have used her constitutional power for personal revenge – sort of like Stalin.  She reported tens of thousands of dollars in false "expenses" and took the money for them. These are "crimes".

I can’t figure out what “Let’s stone her, old school” even means.  It sounds bad and biblical.

6. "ABORT Palin" graffiti has sprouted on the sidewalks of Seattle, and "Abort  Sarah Palin" bumper stickers are spreading in Web stores.

Well, of course.  If they are really “sprouting” in Seattle, then the Gods have something to explain.

Look.  Thinking people just detest Sarah Palin, and especially her stance on "choice" and her use of "religious" excuses for terrible deeds.  Anyway, what does “abort Sarah Palin” mean?  – that she should have been aborted by her mother – or that she should have had an abortion instead of bringing a child into the world who is doomed?  Doomed to have a terrible lifetime filled with the worst surprises mother nature has to offer and filled with greedy scum like you who want to de-fund special schools, and medical care for children with special troubles – like Down’s Syndrome.

7.  "Palin-bashing Madonna performs before an audience of thousands, screeching and threatening to 'kick her a**.'"

This one is side-splitting.  Palin's lucky that Madonna didn't kick her ass!  You see, Michelle can't even write the word ass, even as she spits bigotry and hatred from her painted mouth.  Jesus himself was fond of riding on an ass, and the word ass appears in the bible several times.

Now, to be fair, there are two mentions that Malagong makes about liberals that do go a bit far:

1.  The photo on Getty Images of a man pointing a fake gun at the head of a Palin cardboard cut out and displayed a Brooklyn, New York art center.

Personally, I see no need for the gun to be fake since it's a photograph or a gun shooting a photgraph.

You see Michelle – it's only an image – not reality – sorta like "Uncle Sam Wants You" posters, or your dreams about murdering Imelda Marcos.

Oh, I forgot.  You also sign-on to burning books about things you don't approve of and believe that this photo will "certainly" give someone the idea to shoot Mrs. Palin.  It that it?

Sarah Palin is probably a fine woman, to go bowling with, well no – that insults a bowlers.  Well, she's a fine breeder at least.  No one is going to shoot her, nor should they.  Palin is by far the most unimportant person in this entire clutter.  She'll go back to Alaska – won't be re-elected. Grow fat, and watch soap operas.  That's not so bad.  

Have you seen “the images” of Senator Obama hanging from a tree, or in chains in a slave boat, or eating watermelon on a dock?  Surely Malkin approves of those.

2.  "An Internet artist has designated Palin an "M.I.L.P." — "Mother I'd Like to Punch" — and published a drawing of a man's fist knocking a tooth out of the Alaska governor's mouth and the glasses off her face.  Not a peep from the Obamamedia."  [I wondered here how Malkin knew what MILP meant? – is she spending time on those "MILF" porn sites?]

This one is a little disturbing and I think the artist might need some psychiatric care.  However, I thought Malkin’s concern over Palin’s "glasses" being knocked off was paradoxical.  Then again, that does seem to be one, or perhaps the only, of Sarah’s talents – wearing glasses.

What if I told you that she doesn't require eyeglasses and that the "glass" in the frames is simply flat – like you might find in any cheap drugstore-variety sunglasses or worn in a film.

Should the Obamamedia ignore that?

I think so.  It would simply be another lie piled upon thousands.


Jeff Koopersmith is an internationally renowned political consultant, opinion research authority and policy analyst. He has lobbied for causes including the alternative fuel sector and women's health, and is an expert on the international real estate market. He lives in Philadelphia, Washington and Geneva.

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