I just have to pass this joke along?
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a driver ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Lexus, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, "Asshole!"
Immediately Hail-to-the- Chief began playing.
I LOVE this car!